It’s true, it really is, every last friggin’ word of it:   Ten Top Trivia Tips about Drunken Smartass!   Drunken Smartass can run sixty-five kilometres an hour – that’s really fast. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Drunken Smartass has 7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will [...]

Look, I am as aware of the vagaries and importances of music history as anyone I know, and I know a lot of music nerds. In fact, I’d go so far as to say the people I know are as aware of both where things are right now in music and of where the stuff [...]

The great Goopy made this short comic about the economy that’s as cute as you’d expect from his other work, and yet still comes off as a short film. Hmm. Maybe he should be making movies.

I wrote a piece for BoingBoing Gadgets on a new kind of motion capture software, into which I manage to shoehorn a digression about pasting ping-pong balls to Tiger Woods’ face that frankly sounded pretty genius as I was typing it. Yes, there’s also video footage of me looking like I’m eight miles high in an Amsterdam [...]

You know, I’m totally going to miss Total Request Live. For real. It was the cultural touchstone for a generation, the reason I was late for work when I lived near Times Square for a couple of years and I had to wade through the throngs of screaming preteens begging & clamoring for a glimpse [...]