The healing warmth of this magical garment will bring knowledge about all things from deep within you to meet the unknown in the cosmos, and unite them in blazing supernovas of mental dexterity. But don’t take my word for it. Worn by Jeopardy champions, superheroes, rock stars, movie legends, matinee idols, millionaires, and winners at every aspect of life, this shirt is guaranteed to make you at least 60% smarter and 30% more attractive just by slipping your arms and head into its welcoming embrace.
The classic brain-in-a-pint design dates back to the Cenozoic Era, and is your eternal mark of quality. Accept no substitutes. These bad boys are 100% cotton, and their softness remains intact after either hundreds of washes, or travel through dangerous war zones. (Maybe both; we’re testing that now.) It also hides stains well.
Available in S, M, L or XL.